legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

possiblypensive:

american horror story: perez hilton

in case nobody told you today, you are good enough.
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

overlypolitebisexual:

straight boy: spending time with my bro! #nohomo #justfriends #justplatonicfriends #platonicmalefriends #nogaybusiness #wearenteventouching #satfivefeetapart #ilovechicks #notguys #onlyliketheladies #notgay #straightasaline #straighterthannedflanders #justabromance #butnotagayone #didialreadysaynohomo

Maybe we are all acting, all the time… and tonight I am playing the part of a woman in a great relationship.
Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back